A Cartoonist’s Flock of Pigeons Fit for Fashion Week

One of the greatest pleasures of fashion month might be the people-watching opportunities that come with it. For close to four full weeks, flocks of editors and influencers can be counted on to buzz about in their most prized — and often beautifully impractical — possessions. In this feature, we pay tribute to one of the overlooked populations of the world’s fashion capitals: pigeons. Here, we imagine what they would look like if they took a break from their gray, no-nonsense pigeon wear and tried on some of the new human styles of fall 2018. The answer: Not bad.

There’s no wrong way to wear an elegant trench coat — but there’s definitely a right way, and this is it. Prada coat, $2,340, netaporter.com. Prada bag, $850, matchesfashion.com. Saint Laurent boots, $1,995, netaporter.com. Prada sunglasses, $470, netaporter.com.

Some days you flaunt your wings. Other days, a baggy plaid is just the thing. Saint Laurent shirt, $690, netaporter.com. Prada shoes, $750, netaporter.com

A breath of nature (and perhaps also a glass of something bubbly) amid the wildness of fashion week. Balenciaga dress, $2,350, netaporter.com.