I’m the first to encourage everyone to dress up and have a good time in this short life. But — apart from Tiffany Haddish, who seems to always be having a good time, and Tom Hanks, who lives in a perpetual state of peace — was anyone really having a good time on this red carpet? Although it looked fun and carefree, it also looked costly, and I don’t just mean the hair and the jewels and the dresses.
Stars know that fashion contracts pay well — better than indie films — but sometimes when you sell your time and your image, you wake up feeling not so great. Money can only buy you so much.
The good news is, though, if you found the red carpet a bit free of politics, many attendees — notably Michelle Williams — saved their politics for an even bigger moment on the stage.
Anyway, here’s a look at all the hottest stars last night — and a list of who won! Did you?
