There’s always one person who takes the office white elephant game a little too seriously. Hi, it me. Gift cards are for the weak, selfies sticks are sooooooo yesterday, and really, you gave me a mug? Up the ante at your office’s white elephant gift exchange by bringing a present your co-workers are guaranteed to fight over for weeks on end. From a Game of Thrones-themed cookbook to a Netflix binge-watching survival kit, these are the 9 best gifts that’ll give the crowd a good laugh.
1Wearable Nail Polish Bottle Holder (Peach Fuzz)
Tweexyamazon.com
$9.99
For that one co-worker whose nails are always on point, do her a solid and cut her manicure time in half with this thoughtful present.
2A Feast of Ice and Fire: The Official Game of Thrones Companion Cookbook
Penguin Random Houseamazon.com
$35.00
$26.99 (23% off)
Because they really miss Game of Thrones.
3Binge-Watching Survival Kit
Pinch Provisionspinchprovisions.com
$20.00
No reason to leave your bed when you have a facial wipe, socks, folding forks, and breath drops (you know, for Netflix and Chill).
4Tequila Mockingbird: Cocktails with a Literary Twist
imustiamazon.com
$15.00
$10.24 (32% off)
Need another reason to drink tequila? Here are 65.
5Sorry To This Man T-shirt
Keke Palmerkekepalmer.com
$30.00
Me when my friends ask me about the guy I said I was in love with three weeks ago.
6Fuck This Shit Show: A Gratitude Journal for Tired-Ass Women (Cuss Words Make Me Happy)
Crazy Tired Beetchesamazon.com
$12.99
You know the feeling when you’re just over it? Yeah, well here’s a journal that allows you to blow off steam on the “Asshole of the Day” page and organize your daily tasks on “Today’s Shit List.”
7Out Of Office T-shirt – Cameo Pink
Bandobando.com
$29.99
If a simple “out-of-office” email doesn’t get the message across, this shirt surely will.
8Selfie Ring Light Duo & UBeesize Upgraded LED Ring Light
UBeesizeamazon.com
$16.98
She can teach a crash course in FaceTune, has over 20K followers, and knows every VSCO filter there is. This LED ring light is perfect for the Instagram Influencer in your life.
9Chop Chop Bitch Cutting Board
Hodgemill
$24.95
Simple, humorous, and vulgar—just like your favorite coworker.
