The Etiquette Guru Who Broke Up With a Boyfriend Over Text
“German is a very ‘spank me’ language,” she tells a Melbourne woman struggling pronounce a porcelain manufacturer’s name. “Königliche,” the woman coughs. Standing beside a handwritten chart of tableware terminology, Ms. Ho trills with delight: “You got it! See? You think ‘spank me,’ immediately you got it.” Ms. Ho speaks with the astonishingly posh, vaguely…